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I think not many people realize the pleasure of being cummed inside. It makes any gay man powerful, and feel enlightened to the finer things in life.

I mean, when a turtle learns to ride His bicycle for the first time, He is overjoyed with passion, unlike the Jews.
The Jews don't like bicycles, which is why they tax the hell out of them really sad.
I had a bicycle once, but it was illegal for me because I was not reptilian. Very rude I thought.

But, a man can have dreams of becoming a Ham sandwich farmer, no?

It all goes back to the time when Mary fisted Her vagoo, and everybody since has become miserable.

That's just my two cents

Anti Gay Australian Agenda

October 16, 2008: The Australian anti-gay associations have finally put together their full-colour glossy brochure of their anti-gay agenda plan.
They submitted it to a Senate Inquiry, and they have a 20-point anti-gay policy plan to make sure their Straight Australia Policy is implemented forever.

Here's the 20 point policy, from the document cited above...To dispel the current confusion regarding gender issues, and to restore the proper understanding and appreciation of maleness and femaleness, and to protect our children from harm, the following is proposed as a guide to policy makers:
1. That the recognition of male and female, and the celebration of their differences and complementarity, be made the foundation stone of all government policy.
2. That the equal worth and value of men and women be fully affirmed, but not at the expense of gender uniqueness and difference.
3. That marriage be forever preserved as the voluntary exclusive union of one man and one woman for life.
4. That marriage be recognised as the building block of families, and that families are the building blocks of the nation; that strong family relationships be recognised as providing the greatest form of social capital; and that marriage and family be promoted by government and society for the greater good of all. Other types of relationships do not afford society the same moral and social benefits as heterosexual marriage and family arrangements.
5. That social policy consciously affirm and support marriage and family, and discourage the dissemination of maritally disruptive forms of sexploitive media entertainment and pornography.
6. That government laws, taxation and other public policy initiatives make marriage and family life their first priority.
7. That family benefits be restricted to actual families, not to alternative lifestyles. Family benefits should be seen for what they are, not as discrimination against those who suffer with gender disorientation pathology, but as incentives for the glue that holds society together.
8. That parenting be understood and defined in terms of the complementarity of motherhood and fatherhood.
9. That measures be implemented to improve boys' education, including the active recruitment of male teachers to serve as role models for boys.
10. That programs to mentor boys, affirm their masculinity, and support transitions to manhood, be affirmed, encouraged and funded by government bodies and the community at large.
11. That programs to mentor girls, affirm their femininity, and support transitions to womanhood, be affirmed, encouraged and funded by government bodies and the community at large.
12. That motherhood and fatherhood be recognised as valuable social institutions with appropriate support and protection in both law and government policy.
13. That the fundamental right of children to know and have a relationship with their biological mother and father be recognised.
14. That access to adoption and to assisted reproductive technologies such as IVF be restricted to heterosexual couples because it is a child's fundamental right to have both a mother and a father.
15. That homosexual civil unions and relationship registers not be recognised.
16. That homosexual relationships not be given the same status as heterosexual marriage.
17. That schools be prevented from being used as a channel for the promotion of the homosexual lifestyle.
18. That public monies not be used to promote the homosexual lifestyle, as this will lead to even more gender disorientation pathology.
19. That public funding be committed to programmes and support networks which assist individuals to overcome gender disorientation pathology.
20. That it be affirmed that homosexuals, as individuals, should enjoy the same rights as other individuals, but that homosexual relationships not be granted social or legal recognition, since that would promote greater levels of gender disorientation pathology in the community as a whole, and undermine the unique status of marriage.

The Federal Government's proposed laws could give same-sex couples equal rights to superannuation entitlements.
A report into an inquiry into the Same-Sex Relationship (Equal Treatment in Commonwealth Laws-Superannuation) Bill was to be tabled in the Senate on Tuesday, ahead of expected amendments by the Government.
The Bill, which removes federal discrimination against same-sex couples and their children in relation to accessing superannuation, is supported in principle by the Coalition, which will wait to see the report's recommendations before it ticks off on the laws in the Senate.

What century are we living in? this is fucking ridiculous

radio is fun

My friend Tracy came along to the radio station.
We had the SIN pc meeting which started at 5pm, the 3rd item on the agenda was me on the radio. Apparently the first time I was on I came across really well, so everyone who heard it has said that I did great for us.
So during the meeting I explained what had happened during the first radio spot, and what I thought was going to happen tonight. The first time I was on for 15 mins and it was just me and the host.
This time it is for an hour and it is a panel type thing, me and two other women.
The 6th item on the agenda was a report of the ACSA meeting, Ari asked John to give a report and he laughed and said that seeing as SIN has their own rep now then the rep should give the report - so I did.

We arrived at the radio studio at the time we were told too, we sat in the lobby and the other women were there, one had her husband with her.
They both seemed friendly enough, but I felt much more comfortable with the older woman.
When we went into the studio we sat at one end of the desk and the host sits at the other end with his control panel. I sat at the end of the table, the younger of the other two sat next to me and the older lady sat the other side of her.
As we entered the host gave me a hug and a kiss - seeing as I have a huge crush on him, that gave me butterflies.

We had a list of topics, and when we started the broadcast we started working through them. The woman who was seated in the middle very subtly sat with her back twisted towards me, which probably made me a bit louder then I usually am.
The hour went by really quickly, and it seemed as though every topic was somehow derailed and went off the side road to end up at the sex industry.
As we were leaving the rude woman stayed back a bit to chat to the host, it was almost as though she was stamping her name on him. Obviously they know each other, she has been to his house a few times - which was another thing that she kept casually dropping into the conversation.
I had to stop and talk to the producer and the RW was waiting for me as I came out.
She hugged me and handed me $40, to which I replied 'sorry sweetheart, I charge much more than that!'
I did take the cash, I needed it and obviously she wanted to make herself feel better and stuff. Oh well, I did appreciate it cos I was flat broke!

I am teh radio star!

A couple of weeks ago I appeared on a local radio station as part of a 'day in the life of. . ' series. I appeared as Elsie the escort.
Last Friday I got a txt from the shows host asking me to participate in a panel discussion with 2 other women, this is tonight!
I am stoked that i have been asked, and I'm appearing as Elsie the escort again.
I will post again tomorrow about the show!

I am a board member!

Wow.I am the S.I.N representative to the ACSA board - SIN being the Sex Industry Network, and ACSA being the Aids Council of South Australia.Well that is, I will be. I sat in on my first meeting last night as an observer, and it was a great night to start.The minister for health - John Hill - attended. He was given a report from the manager of gay mens health, manager of SAVIVE - South Australian Voice for IV Education, and the manager of SIN. He was also given a tour of the place. Ari, Leah and I had spent 2 days getting the Sin area ready, and it looked spectacular!It still does.The safe sex shop has been moved into one of the offices, and it's set up properly with cupboards and everything! The lounge has been moved around too, the volunteer computer is in the corner now with the 'whoredrobe' area behind it. The horrendous old modular has gone and the couches are set up so that people can sit and chat.We have the SIN meeting next wednesday, so I can't wait to see what everyone else thinks of it.

Public housing disaster in Adelaide

I am homeless.I have been assessed by HousingSA as being 'in urgent need of housing', but I still have to wait up to 3 years to be housed.HousingSA owes money to the federal government, and in order to pay this debt they are selling off stock. Of course this stock isn't being replaced so the situation is getting worse.The waiting list has blown out to 25,000, of which 7500 are homeless, with about 350 'sleeping rough'.Homeless people don't vote, so we are invisible